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Summer is upon the beautiful world of Roika! With Version 13, Flyff prepares to sizzle with loads of new features and tons of fun under the sun!

Visit Coral Beach and explore the scenic vistas and sun baked shores that hide a host of new monsters that’s sure to turn your trip into one exciting adventure! Try out the new Couple system and pair up with a friend to experience the benefits of modified couple EXP while you play! When all the new adventures wear you out, why not move into a New House to relax, feel free to decorate the interior however you like and invite your friends over for a summer house warming party!

There are many more features that await within Flyff Version 13 like the new Rank System and Rainbow Race, so what are you waiting for?

More information about the patch will be revealed soon, so be sure to check out the news regularly!

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Looks. We’re all visually stimulated, so naturally “sexy” involves some level of physical attraction. But what attracts one person may repel another. For Mihail, an entrepreneur from the Bay Area, “Sexy means eyes that pierce yours, lips that exude sexuality, clothes that hang off you just right.” For Flora, a Seattle-based writer, “Sexy is a couple of tattoos and a motorcycle.” For me, it’s great hair and mischievous eyes. Smarts. Brainpower gets high marks even out of the classroom. “When a woman’s intellect matches up with mine—or even slightly exceeds it—it’s very sexy,” says Bob, a Hartford banker. “It makes her a little mysterious. I could really learn something from her. And you know how guys are always hot for teacher.” Darren, a Long Island-based college student, boils it down further. “Someone who has nothing particularly interesting to say is simply not sexy.” Personally, I find intellectual stimulation to be very exciting. Laughs. Everybody likes to laugh, especially women. Studies show that chicks dig guys who possess good senses of humor. No one’s really sure why. But hang on, fellas. Don’t go signing up for that stand-up comedy workshop down at the community college just yet. “It’s not about a routine or shtick,” says Lisa, a graduate student at the University of Chicago. “That backfires most of the time because it’s so rehearsed. I’m talking about honest humor—whether it’s dry Brit wit or outrageous physical comedy.” If a guy can’t get a laugh from me, he’s probably not going to get anything else either. Confidence. Perhaps the ne plus ultra of that je ne sais quoi. “Confidence is being okay with who you are, accepting of yourself,” says Chad, an L.A actor. “A confident person knows where he is, who he is and what he wants. And he’s doing what it takes to get it.” For me, confidence is knowing your own power, gifts and flaws and embracing them without apology or arrogance. On its own, any of these attributes might be enough to get you interested in someone. But the real magic happens when you meet someone with all of these elements in just the right proportions. What makes sexy different for each of us, however, is our unique blend of the individual elements. We each tailor the recipe to our own tastes. You might put a higher value on humor than looks, which is why the person your friend finds dead sexy doesn’t elicit the same response from you. Lynne, a PR professional from Austin, explains it this way: “It’s like working in chemistry class. You get ‘just a little bit of this’, add ‘just enough of that’ and then ‘just the right amount of the last ingredient,’ and it goes BOOSH!”

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<center><img src="http://dl7.glitter-graphics.net/pub/495/495747z7ogvj27ok.gif"></center>nyay.. eto na. mag rereview na kame. ang tanong, ready na ba ko? or kaya ko ba? haha. ang sagot… EWAN. lagi naman ako ganto, lagi na lang bahala na. naka graduate na ko ng paganto ganto lang. haha. i’m so useless, haha. useless na, nonsense pa. anu ba yan??? wala na ko kwenta. hayys, sa totoo lang, tinatamad pa ko mag review. pero at the back of my mind, iniisip ko, kelangan ko makapasa. kelangan ko talaga.. so sinasabi ko ngayon, mag aaral na ko talaga. one chance lang to. pag d ako nakapasa, wala na. san na kaya ako pupulutin nun.. hayy kawawa naman ako. panu na? anung ggwn ko? mag aabroad na lang kaya? hehehe.. asa pa. bakit kasi kelangan pa mag aral?? lalo na meron mga tamad na estudyante na katulad ko! haha. ay basta bahala na. tinatamad na ko mag type! haha.. anyways, pls pray for us guys.. na makapasa sa ece board exam.. ayy seryosohan na to. gud luck na lang.. ciao!

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**types of kisses**

Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a
breath away, open and close your eyelids
against your partners. If done correctly,
the fluttering sensation will match the
one in your heart.

Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you"
kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of
a first date. With your hands on your
partner’s shoulders, gently brush your lips
across her cheek.

Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the
earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as
ears are sensitized noise detectors.

Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a
breath apart, gently rub your noses
together.

Eye Kiss - Hold your partner’s head with
both hands and slowly move their head
in the direction you wish your kiss to go…
then slowly kiss up towards your partner’s
eyes and give them a tender kiss on top
of their closed eyes.

Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is
resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very
very gently kiss the spot right below their
browbone. A very intimate kiss.

Finger Kiss - While laying together gently
suck on their fingers. This can be very
seductive and pleasurable.

Foot Kiss - An erotic and romantic
gesture. It may tickle, but relax and enjoy
it! To give a toe kiss by gently suck the
toes and then lightly kissing the foot. It
helps to gently massage the base of the
foot while performing the kiss.

Forehead Kiss - The "motherly" kiss
or "just friends" kiss. The forehead kiss
can be a comforting kiss to anyone.
Simply brush your lips lightly across the
crown of their head.

Freeze Kiss (or Melt Kiss) - Experiment
with this fun kiss. Put a small piece of ice
in your mouth, then open mouth and kiss
your partner, passing them the ice with
your tongue. It’s an erotic and sensual
french kiss with a twist of cold.

French Kiss - The kiss involving the
tongue. Some call this the "Soul Kiss"
because the life and soul are thought to
pass through the mouth’s breath in the
exchange across tongues. Surprisingly,
the French call this "The English Kiss".

Fruity Kiss - Take a small piece of fruit
and place between your lips (juicy fruits
such as grapes, strawberries, small pieces
of pineapple or mango are ideal). Kiss
your partner and nibble one half of the
piece of fruit while they nibble the other
until it breaks in half, allowing the juice
to run into your mouths.

Hand Kiss - Gently raise her hand to your
lips. Lightly brush your lips across the top
of her hand. Historically this kiss was
performed with a bow, which showed
deference to a lady.

Hickey Kiss - The object is not to draw
blood, but to gently leave a mark that will
prove your interlude was not a dream.
This is often included in erotic foreplay.

Hostage Kiss - Cover your lips with tape
and get your love’s attention. When they
come near, make noises like you’re trying
to tell them something and motion as if
you can’t get the tape off. Once they
remove the tape from you to hear what
you’re trying to say tell them: "I’ve been
saving my lips all day just for you!" Then
kiss your love passionately!

Hot and Cold Kiss - Lick your partner’s lips
so that they’re warm, and then gently
blow on them. The sudden cold blast
makes for a sensual explosion, and they
will often try it on you next, as well as get
very passionate.

Mistletoe Kiss - Surprise your lover by
capturing them with a gentle holiday kiss
under the mistletoe. This is also a good
method for shyer individuals to steal a
kiss from a potential lover.

Letter Kiss - Send your lover a kiss in a
love letter by writing the letter x several
times in a row at the bottom of a letter
such as XXXXX.

Lick Kiss - Just before kissing, gently run
your tongue along you partners lip
whether it be the top or bottom one
depending on the position of your lips.
Very sensual.

Lip Sucking Kiss - When kissing gently
suck on their lower lip. This can be very
exciting.

Neck Nibble Kiss - Gently nibble up and
down your partners neck. End with a
gentle kiss on the lips.

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Mixed breeds" and "Cross breeds" are NOT the same. Mixed breed dogs have various lineage that is most likely unknown, as for cross breds, they are only 2 different breeds of dogs combined together. Mixed breed dogs are less likely to suffer from inherited diseases and disabilities than purebred dogs are.

According to Breed All About It (a television show), Royalty and The Rich used to like little dogs for an unusual reason. They would put the little lap dog under the covers before retiring so that bedbugs, fleas, etc., would go onto the dog instead of themselves!

A few rare and unusual dog breeds are the Podengo, Broholmer, Lundehund and Lowchen. The Podengo is also known as the Portuguese Warren Hound. It is usually a fawn or yellow color, but can be brown, black or sooty colored without white patches or spots. It resembled a long-bodied chihuahua. The Broholmer is a breed that is recognized only in Denmark. It was believed to of become extinct in the 1960’s but, in December of 1974, a purebred Broholmer popped up in Finland. This dog, named Bjoern was a male, and the owners hoped to of found a female for him to mate with, this didn’t happen. Bjoern died in 1975 and the breed has yet to appear again. The Lundehund is a breed which has lived solely on two islands in the north of Norway. The Lundehund has 5 toes, and seven or eight cushions! It is a climbing dog, bred for rugged terrain. The Lowchen is native to France. It’s called "petit chien lion" or, "little lion dog." This is due to its fur growth, as it resembles a lion’s mane.

The oldest American breed is the American Foxhound. This dates back to 1650!

As much as your dog likes rawhide.. it’s not that great for them-well.. to much of anything is never good. You should limit your dogs’ rawhide intake, as too much can cause stomach disrupts, constipation and diarrhea. Although, most dogs tolerate it very well, some don’t. Just be careful. Always supervise your dog when they chew on anything.

Don’t smile at any dog that you feel may be dangerous. To him, you would be baring your teeth as a sign of agression.

The gigantic Irish Wolfhound is so strong that he can pick up a Mastiff or Bulldog. When he was pitted against either in a fight, he would pick his opponent up by the back and simply shake him to death.

Rhodesian Ridgebacks have an actual ridge along the top of their backs, which is made up of forward-growing hairs.

The Saluki is represented in Sumarian carvings dated back to 7000 B.C. It is said that "Whenever one sees the word ‘dog’ in the Bible it means the Saluki."

The Boxer was so named for his manner of fighting - which is that he starts a fight with his front paws like a human boxer.

The tallest and shortest breeds of dogs you ask? Well.. The tallest breeds are the Great Dane, the Irish Wolfhound, the St. Bernard, the English Mastiff, the Borzoi, and the Anatolian Karabash (Turkish Shepherd Dog). All of these breeds can attain 36 inches (90 cm.) at the shoulder! As for the smallest breed of dog is the Chihuahua, which is between 2-6lbs. It has been recorded proof of a Chihuahua skeleton that was a total of 7 inches in length. There is no weight recorded on this skeleton, but estimates believe it couldn’t be more than a pound! The second smallest breed of dog is the Yorkshire Terrier, which should officially not weight more than 7lbs. But, many pet Yorkies tend to get much larger than this standard.

The Great Pyrenees dogs are so sensitive to anesthesia that it can kill them. Great caution is required for any surgery for this breed.

Dalmations, with all those cute black spots, are born white.

Chow Chows were originally bred for three reasons: 1) of course, for a great pet/hunter/helper; 2) to keep people warm with their furry hides; and 3) as food (like pigs or cows).

The Afghan Hound is mentioned in writings as far back as 4000 B.C., and its name can be translated as "baboon" or "monkey-faced hound." Despite the unflattering name, he was a favorite of royalty.

The Bloodhound doesn’t need to smell blood to find someone who is lost. It is said that his name instead means blooded hound, or aristocratic.

Did you know that the oldest pure-bred British dog is reckoned to be the Cardigan Welsh Corgi? Their proof of existance has been traced back to dogs brought to Wales by the Celts from the Black Sea around 1200 BC.

The Basenji doesn’t bark.

Chow Chows have bluish black tongues and gums (which start out pink but turn dark by eight weeks).

Newfoundlands have webbed feet, making them great swimmers and divers.

Bassets can’t swim. Their legs are too short to keep their heavy, long bodies afloat.

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Books

Frequently Asked Questions
(Bobong Pinoy for Dummies)

Q:  Nasa ibang bansa ako, paano ba ako makakakuha ng kopya ng mga libro ni BO? A:  Tunguhin lang po natin ang www.divisoria.com o www.bobOngbooks.com. Mag-ingat sa aso.

Q:  Wala ako sa ibang bansa, pero wala rin ako sa Metro Manila. Nandito ako kapiling ni Abu Sabbaya sa isang liblib na probinsya ng Pilipinas. Paano ba ako makakakuha ng kopya ng mga libro ni BO?

A:  Nagpapadala po ng libro via mail ang Visual Print Enterprises. Ipaalam lang ang inyong prayer request sa visprint@pacific.net.ph, o tumawag sa telepono bilang (632) 812.0268.

Q:  Gusto ko sanang gamitin ang mga libro ni BO para sa assignment sa school, paano ba ko hihingi ng permiso?

A:  Kung gagawan mo lang ng buod, o illustration, o mga bagay na tulad nito, at hindi mo naman ire-reproduce ang libro para pagkakitaan at itinda sa Quiapo, di mo na kailangan humingi ng permiso. Basta’t isaad lang ang pangalan ng libro, author, at publisher sa iyong trabaho bilang acknowledgment, at wag kalimutang manlibre ng fishball pagkatapos.

Q:  Gusto sana naming i-review o i-publish ang isang bahagi ng libro para sa aming magazine o website, paano ba kami hihingi ng permiso?

A:  Ipaalam lang sa visprint@pacific.net.ph. Matutuwa kami kung magpapadala kayo ng kopya ng inyong magazine o dyaryo. At konting fishball.

Q:  Kailangan kong ma-interview si BO, pwede ba?

A:  Hindi.  Dahil hindi rin naman nasasagot ni BO ang lahat ng questionnaires at naaawa lang s’ya sa mga estudyanteng nade-delay ang projects nang dahil sa kanya blah blah blah kunyari nagpaliwanag si BO at naintindihan mo blah blah blah….

Q:  Pwede ba maimbitahan–

A:  Hindi.  Wala s’yang balak mag-ikut-ikot ng eskwelahan para maging guest speaker, o dumayo ng bookstores para sa author’s visit, o mangampanya para kay Eddie Gil.

Q:  ANG YABANG NAMAN NI BO!!!

A:  Asan ang tanong mo?
Q:  ANG YABANG NAMAN NI BO–’NO?

A:  Oo.

Q:  Ano ang nutribun?

A:  Ang Nutri Bun ay isang masustansyang monay na alay ng mga taga-ibang bansa (United Nations?) sa kabataang Pilipino noong mga panahon ng Martial Law. (Malnourished daw kasi tayo.) Itinitinda ito sa mga eskwelahan, at paborito ng mga bata na may singaw, walang panlasa, at lubhang takot sa mga teacher.

Q:  Siret na: "You are to travel from point A to point B and return. On the trip from A to B, you travel at thirty miles per hour. How fast would you have to travel from B to A in order to average sixty miles per hour for the round trip?"

A:  "The answer everyone quickly gives is ninety miles an hour. Wrong! This is an impossible journey. Think of it this way: Imagine that the distance from A to B is one mile. Sixty miles per hour is a mile a minute. So it would take two minutes at the average speed of sixty miles per hour to make the round trip of two miles. Now, the first half of the trip–one mile–is to be made at thirty miles per hour. This would take two minutes. You can see there is no time
left for the return trip."

Q:  8 x 7?

A:  56. O-ha! Walang calcu ‘yan!

Q:  Si BO ba yung batang natae na ikinuwento sa hulihan ng ABNKKBSNPLAko?!

A:  Hindi.

Q:  Totoo bang nangyari kay BO lahat ng nakasulat sa ABNKKBSNPLAko?!?

A:  Bukod sa nabanggit sa itaas, sa pagkakaalala n’ya ay oo.

Q:  Hindi ko nakuha. Bakit "Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro ang mga Pilipino?" ang pamagat ng ikalawang libro?

A:  Basahin mo ulit.

Q:  Bakit ang hilig-hilig n’yo sa Comic Sans?!?

A:  (1)Dahil Nasa Comic Sans ang original na BP; at (2)Pamahiin ng matatanda. 

Q:  Ano ang Veny, Geran, Depir, Ventocoseuss, Tuls, Gynottul, at Holts sa itim na libro?

A:  Anagrams ng 7 Deadly/Capital Sins na ginamit bilang chapter titles. May kinalaman sa halos lahat ng mga nakapaloob na kwento.

Q:  Totoo bang sumali si BO sa Laban o Bawi?

A:  Hindi.

Q:  Reaksyon daw ni BO kila Ryan and Jacob ang ikatlong libro. Sino sila?

A:  Spammers, pero pinatulan ni BO. Alamin ang kanilang problema sa tulong ng Google.

Q:  Totoo bang tungkol kila Ryan and Jacob ang unpublished chapter ng black book?
A:  Oo.

Q:  A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
A:  Sa Canada!  Ni-research ko yata ‘yan!  Hehe… kala mo bobo ako, ‘no?

Q:  Ano ang Bobong Pinoy?

A:  Ang Bobong Pinoy ay website ni BO, itinatag pagkaupo ng ikalabing-tatlong presidente ng Pilipinas, at binuwag matapos ang pagbaba ng nasabing pinuno sa trono. Kasalukuyan ito ngayong pinagkukutaan ng mga kapaki-pakinabang na tambay ng Pilipinas, sa pamumuno ni Osama Bin Laden.

Q:  Wala na ba kayong archive o mga natatagong articles ng BP na maaaring mabasa?

A:  Meron. "Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro ang mga Pilipino?"

Q:  Bakit ayaw mong… este, ni BO pala, ibalik ang website na Bobong Pinoy?

A:  Napakaraming dahilan.

Q:  Bakit isinama mo pa sa FAQ na ‘to ang tanong sa itaas e hindi mo rin naman pala sasagutin?

A:  Pamparami.

Q:  Meron ba kayong mailing list na maari kong salihan?

A:  Meron, dala-dalawa pa! Kung gusto mong makatanggap ng mga manaka-nakang announcement sa e-mail tungkol sa mga raket ni BO, punta ka sa www.yahoogroups.com/subscribe/BP_update. Kung handa ka namang mag-aksaya ng buhay mo sa mga walang katuturang kwentuhan kapiling ng mga kapwa mo nag-uubos ng oras sa mundo, punta ka sa www.yahoogroups.com/subscribe/bobongpinoy.

Q:  Meron ba kayong chatroom?

A:  Meron din po! Para sa mga intelehenteng usapan tungkol sa classical literature, quantum physics, French Revolution, at coin-operated public toilets, download na ng mIRC at tunguhin ang nilalangaw na DALnet #bobongpinoy.

Q:  Totoo bang nakakaganda ng boses ang luya?

A:  Hindi ako si Ernie Baron, hindi yata para dito ang tanong na ‘yan. Dial ka na lang ulit.

Q:  Sino si BO?

A:  Kasalukuyan pa rin po nating hinihingi ang pananaw ng mga siyentipiko at Simbahang Katoliko ukol dito.

Q:  Bakit n’ya naisipang magsulat?

A:  Dahil ipinanganak s’ya.

Q:  Bakit walang mga book launching si BO?
A:  Mahigpit itong ipinagbabawal ng kanyang relihiyon.

Q:  Bakit dalawa, at bakit ganoon ang mga pirma ni BO?

A:  Ang unang pirma ay ginawa ni BO noong 6 months pa lang s’ya at wala pang ngipin.  Ang pangalawang pirma ay totoong initials ni BO, pinagsama, encrypted sa isang ancient alphabet.

Q:  Adik ba si BO?

A:  Recovering.

Q:  Natutuwa ba si BO sa mga "fans"?

A:  Oo at hindi. Ang hindi ay dahil sa nadidiktahan s’ya na dapat laging magugustuhan ng mga tao ang isinusulat n’ya.

Q:  Pwede ko bang masulatan si BO?

A:  Oo, sa bobongpinoy[at]gmail.com.  Pero  walang tinta ang ballpen n’ya ngayon at hindi s’ya nakakasagot sa mga e-mail.

Q:  Pwede ko bang masulatan si BO?

A:  Oo, sa bobongpinoy[at]gmail.com.  Pero  walang tinta ang ballpen n’ya ngayon at hindi s’ya nakakasagot sa mga e-mail.  (Basahin nang paulit-ulit.  Kailangang i-memorize ‘yan!)

Q:  Intsik ba si BO?

A:  Hindi s’ya "Intsik."  Hindi s’ya Tsinoy. Sya’y 100% Filipino bagama’t medyo kamukha ng mga Amerikano… na tulad ni Eddie Murphy.

Q:  May nakakita na ba kay BO?

A:  Hindi na mabilang. Ilan sa hindi mabilang na ‘to ay malalapit n’ya nang kaibigan ngayon. Pinagsisisihan n’ya ang lahat.

Q:  May BO ba si BO?

A:  Gusto mong suntukan?!??

Q:  Gusto ko makita si BO, paano ba?
A. Libre ang mga bata, 4 ft. and below. 5,995 pesos ang entrance fee para sa mga matatanda. Bawal ang mga batang walang kasamang sampung matanda. Magdala ng Bonamin.

Q:  Napansin mo bang korni ang FAQ mo?

A:  ANO ‘KA MO???

Q:  Sabi ko, wala bang picture si BO?

A:  Ah… out of stock sa ngayon, pero maaari kayong bumili sa mga bookstore, katabi ng mga poster ng "Our Digestive System" at "Flags of the World". 

Q:  Masyado ba kong matanong?

A:  Ayos lang. Mga dalawang tanong pa… talo mo na ang pinagsamang Boy Abunda at The Riddler.

Q:  Last na, talaga bang may mga nagtanong ng "frequently asked" questions na ‘to?

A:  Wala. Pauso lang lahat yan ni BO. Napagtripan n’ya lang gumawa ng FAQ habang nagda-download ng MP3 ng Sexbomb.

Q:  Dedication?

A:  To all my fan, Sana maging dalawa ka na.

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